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david blaine: Wanna see some magic?
Person: No, Kriss Angel does it better you bitch...
David Blaine: Watch...
Person: I'm levitating, your making me levitate!
Person: What the F?!
(David Blaine stares at camera aimlessly)
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A peculiar magician who repeatedly performs abnormal stunts. Relying on the attention of the public, this creature is ironically, largely ignored. As the public grows increasingly apathetic his stunts become increasingly odd; as though he is some sort of modern "Houdini," but he isn't, he's just David Blaine
ex: David Blaine is standing on a volcano for a week -- who cares?
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thats when your having doggie style sex with a girl in front of a window and during intercourse you let your friend take over, the girl not knowing, thats when you run across to the outside of the window and wave at her while your buddy is doing it ;)
i pulled a david blaine at a girl last night, she said woow your good
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David Blaine is a 33 year old man born in Brooklyn who makes a living doing a whole lot of nothing. This man will do anything for publicity. Recent stunts have been standing in a block of ice for 61 hours, standing on top of a 27 meter post for 35 hours, being buried alive, and spending a week inside a water-filled glass sphere at Lincoln Center in New York where he attempted to hold his breath for 9 minutes. He goes around NY and other major cities showing people his impressive card tricks. There is a rumor that New York City is writing a law stating Blaine will not be able to annoy people with his tricks there anymore. Rumor has it that he has dated Madonna, Fiona Apple, and Josie Moran. Magician or not, he's just another guy.
That David Blaine treats himself like an organ grinder monkey. He will do anything!
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An amazing illusionist. He is able to perform the most unbelievable illusions in front of people with simple or no props. He has traveled to places like Haiti and Africa to share the magic of his illusions with people who might now otherwise experience it. He's also been known to perform feats of incredible physical endurance, such as being in ice for days and being buried alive. He's a true magician because he strives to share his magic with everyday people.
Joey: WOAHH!
Me: What?
Joey: I just saw David Blaine make some leaves levitate in a remote jungle for some natives. He's amazing!
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1. Crazy ass magician, who likes boxes and giant bowls.
2. Rhyming slang for Cocaine
"I got a kilo of David Blaine"
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The act of promoting one’s self, abilities, or predicted achievements to impossibly high expectations only to crash and burn in such a public fashion people will use that failure as a gauge against other public failures for years to come.
After talking so much crap for the past two years about his Thai-bo skillz, Pauley got completely David Blained by that Ukrainian kid with the lazy eye.
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