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1. n. A fictional creature from the Harry Potter series. Dementors guard the wizard prison Azkaban and suck all of the happiness from anything in their presence. Their worst weapon is called the dementor's kiss, which is when a dementor sucks a person's soul out through their mouth.
2. n. A person who kills a good moment or sucks all of the fun out of a situation.
1. "Dementors are among the foulest creatures that walk this earth. They infest the darkest, filthiest places, they glory in decay and despair, they drain peace, hope, and happiness out of the air around them."
2. Robert: Wow I hate going to parties with Erin, she's such a dementor.
Nathan: I know, all she does is stand in the corner and frown...
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Someone who is in the fringe of your group of friends who is tolerated because it would be a shame to tell them to Fuck off!
They also have some strange ability to turn even the funniest momements into akward ones and sap all happiness from those around.
Person 1 : Never invite jim to out for a drink
Person 2 : Why not
Person 1 : Cuz he's a fucking Dementor
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Dude one: bro are you ok your acting like a dementor
Dude two: yeah I'm fine just stressed from quarantine
1. A really really hot chick. She's so hot she's scary. It can also be a really really hot guy, but it mostly for women. This dementor makes something silvery come out of your wand.
You must be a dementor , because when I see you, something silvery comes out of my wand. I mean seriously, expecto patr-OH!!!
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Woman's menstrual period. Goes along with Blast-ended Skrewts (cramps) and Azkaban (uterus).
It sucks.
"Hey Jenny, would you like to go swimming?"
"Naw, I can't."
"Dementors?"
"Fuck yes."
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The most Ballin Drink you can make, Brass Monkey a 40 of Old English with Purple Drink, called the Dementor because it resembles "Dementor Piss" according to Jonny Haworth. WARNING: you will feel like you just got the kiss of death from a Dementor if you can conquer this beast.
Make one Grape Kool-Aid single, brass monkey a 40oz of Old English and there you go.
"yo son, that Dementor fucked my shit up"
"that Dementor makes me feel like a menace in South Central while drinkin juice in the hood"
"Smokin on dat Chronic drinkin Old English!"
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this is when you are making out with your significant other and you casually put your hands on their cheeks, but then quickly plug their nose and try to suck the air out of their lungs.
Dame: mmm baby I do love makin out with you
Fella: your lips are so soft, I could do this all night
Dame: c'mere closer
Fella: what you got in mind for me
Dame: (sucking in) Haaaaaarrrryyyy Pottterrrrr
Fella: GASP GASP I do hate the Dementor's Kiss
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