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A sexual act in which a couple gorges on spicy Mexican foot in the evening in preparation for sex later that night. Later in the night, the couple engage in sex doggy style and the woman develops uncontrollable, blow out diarrhea. At this point, the man grabs her arms, pulls them back behind her, and revs her like a dirt while she sprays feces all over the both of them (much like revving a dirt bike stuck in the mud)!
I knew Carla was kinky when she agreed to perform the dirt bike with me.
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When you stick your arms out in front of you as if you were dirtbiking, then pretend to ride a dirtbike by running around and making loud and obnoxious dirtbike sounds at the top of your lungs in a public area. May be accompanied by dirtbike gear. Usually, a bout of dirt biking is accompanied by wipe-outs, where you do a spectacular crash and make sputtering sounds. Afterwards, you can pick up the bike and do a sweet wheelie to get out of there.
Guy 1: Man, did you see that plank I did?
Guy 2: Planking? Everyone knows dirt biking is where it's at!
Guy 3: Ya, I just went dirt biking in Wal-Mart!
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An internal-combustion machine used to massage the male prostate by thumping, jarring, and vibrating the perrineal area of the user.
He smiles when he gets off his dirt bike and says, "That was a good ride!"
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The Dirt Bike Strictly for pros. This is when you have the girl on all fours, and you grab her wrists and pull her arms out while she is spraying diarrhea out (thus giving the image of you riding a dirt bike).
Craig: Hey Jim how'd the date with Kelley go?
Jim: Oh it was great but then we did the Dirt Bike on my bed and um,well I need new sheets now.
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When one person lets there asshole get all disgusting and dirty, then another has butt sex with them (usually done messy)!
1) Dirt Biki- My ass feels so gross, but it will be worth it tonight when I get dirt biked!
2) Dirt Biker- Man I can't wait to go dirt biking tonight.
(friend) -Wow, thats pretty sick.
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an annoying 2 stroke vehicle with a muffler note resembling that of a fart can honda civic on steroids, often driven by teens or young adults who feel they need to nearly hit every person or truck on the trails to act cool because of some form of self insecurity.
did you see that idiot on the Dirt Bike? he nearly ran straight into that parked truck flying down the trail, just barely missing the driver that had gotten out as well.
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The one place guys can go to relax and ride with out the bother without any girls (that dont ride)
hey bob lets go ride since the girls aren’t here to bother us!
ohh burn mizz malone dirt bike shops are for guys salons are for girls!
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