The act of pooping your pants at a party then finishing the turd off in the toilet then wiping. After which you clog the toilet and unclog with your bare hands.
My friend had a Dirty Brian at this party. He then clogged the toilet and flooded the bathroom
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When the sole reason you go to the gym is to see the old man schlongs in the locker room & you โaccidentallyโ bump into them while changing .
Iโm thinking of getting a planet fitness membership just so I can pull a dirty Brian .
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Some privileged tall, rich white bastard who pushed his hot blonde girlfriend off a cliff on their hiking trip and then tries to cover it up and the police refuse to do anything about it because he's a white man like them
Brian Dirty Laundry pushed went into hiding last week and hired a team of lawyers once his girlfriend's body was discovered rotting in the woods, but nobody arrested him because the police love a controlling white man like them
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