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When a man tries to put soap in a lady's vagina, usually to her displeasure.
We were having a great time until that asshole started dishwashing me in the shower.
I'm never hanging out with that fuckin dishwasher again.
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something that virgins call women bc they’re mad they don’t get pussy
kayla: i don’t want to have sex with you because you’re unpleasant
brad: whatever dishwasher make me a sandwich
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I don't know, an expensive drying rack
What the hell is a dishwasher?
another word for a women
my dishwasher stopped working so i beat her
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Feminist: I dont want to wash dishes anymore I'm important and useful
Man: Silly dishwasher Hippety Hoppity women are property!
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a machine in your kitchen that eats leftovers and gunk off your dinner plates so that you don't have to
Don't rinse them, just put them in the dishwasher.
You don't need to eat it, the dishwasher will eat it for you
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When you get mad at your girl so you treat her as property.
Wife: get rid of your waifu posters
Husband: SHUT UP YOU FREELOADING PRICK AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN YOU DISHWASHER!!!
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