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When you can't get hard because you are so high. Analogous to whiskey dick, but through the use of marijuana.
"Dude that chick was blowing me last night, but too bad I had bong dong."
"Man, that sucks. She was hot too."
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When you can't get a boner because you're so fucking high.
Sweetie, it's okay! It happens to every guy.
No, I'm telling you, it's just bong dong!
The sexual position of a guy placing his dick between the tits of a woman while simultaneously the man takes a toke of his bong. The act is best performed with the man standing, while the woman is on her knees pressing her tits together to squeeze the man's dick. Lube and good weed always helps. Best done as a dare to the woman after a night of hottubing, and can easily lead to many other positions.
My buddy suggested a Dong with a Bong if the girl did not answer the trivia question correctly.
An impliment used by druggies while having sex. Specifically a dildo that can be used as a bong simultaneously.
"I wanted to take a hit while I was getting laid last night, so instead of just using a dildo, I fired up the Bong-Dong."
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A person who goes to your house just to take advantage of your marijuana.
He literally just walked in my house like, "ding dong where's the bong?"
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*DIng dong bing bong* "A body has been discovered!-"
A Chinese person who likes to have sex in public
Charlie is such a dong bong chong, he had sex with Ching in the school bus yesterday