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This phrase describes the process of waking up with morning wood and needing to poop simultaneously which brings rise(no pun intended) to the anatomical issue of not being able go number two while still encumbered by crotch lumber. A man is therefore forced to quickly polish off the nocturnal chubby before soiling himself. This is when it pays to have a really good granny panty meditation as it may be quicker in eradicating a morning erection
Patient “I don’t know what it is doctor. I keep waking up with with a huge erection and gastric pain.”
Doctor; “Hmm interesting. When was your last dowel movement?”
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A black man who finds himself attracted mainly to chinks. occcasionally attracted to ginks and black women who study often. A dirty dowell is also generally very tall.
You had better stay away from those asian girls nigga or your gonna go dirty dowell on our ass.
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Doing a dowell is the simple task of snapchatting a girl and getting no where with it. The subject is normally prone to asking about underwear colours.
Toby; Hey Scott, how's it going with Tate?
Scott; Not too good. Doing a dowell.
Toby; I feel for you man.
a dry handjob; to get your dowel sanded.
She did me dirty with the sanded dowel.
It caused immense pain when she sanded my dowel.
A typical name for a homosexual.
This homosexual should be named William Dowell.
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this is the best possible person to be friends with and facetimeing is a ritual for her so if you make plans with her to facetime and then you cancel you are pretty much going to hell
yeah i think sydney dowell is probably the coolest person i know