the enforcer

The greatest superhero ever he rules the halls of bedford middle school with an iron fist. It is speculated that his alter ego is Michael

Guy: Aren't you The Enforcer
Michael: Um no what are you talking about

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enforcer

The name of those awesome-looking handguns in the computer game Unreal Tournament

OMG, he just pwned me with the Enforcers!!!

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policy enforcer

A member of law enforcement that has little to no jurisdiction and generally handles traffic violations or misdemenors. Usually on a power trip.

"Finally, the sherrifs show up, not the fuckin' policy enforcers" -Kai 'straight out of dogtown' the hitchhiker

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enforced chastity

Locking a person in a chastity belt.

Specifically used in BDSM it is special metal device that Is locked on you that doesn't allow you to touch or pleasure yourself. typically used with plugs and vibrators.

I'm giving you enforced chastity as a punishment to teach you a lesson that your orgasm belongs to me only.

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Enforced Obsolescence

A more heavy-handed version of Planned Obsolescence usually employed in the high-tech industry, especially software. Consumers of a product are forced to upgrade through some new technology rendering an old one literally unusable, usually through unnecessary incompatibility issues.

Porting a game from the 360 to the PC, rewritten to require DX10 when DX9 was used originally and clearly runs the game, can only be Enforced Obsolescence.

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southern Enforcement

A scammer, face leaker and little money hungry child who is sacred of his own shadow. Southern uses people and scams little children out of their Christmas money just so he can become rich. You can buy different ranks just to make up a story saying that you ‘abused your commands’. He just wants to create misery for children.

Southern: I am selling administrator for $500 give me your PayPal.
Child with their Christmas money: Sure here.
Southern: Hello new admin.
Child with their Christmas money: (types in chat) Hello guys.
Southern: YOU ABUSED YOUR COMMANDS. (Removes administrator roles)
Child with their Christmas money: Wha- I didn’t. (Looses $500)

Southern Enforcement is money hungry.

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Enforce the follow on

Used traditionally on a Sunday when someone is being a buzzkill and refuses to get involved and continue boozing, claiming that they are too hungover.

When this happens a senior member of the group of mates calls the offender and enforces the follow on.

Stems from the cricket term 'enforcing the follow on', where a team must bat twice in a row because of a poor first innings.

'Hey mate, we are heading to the espy in an hour. Get a vibe and come down for a few throat charmers'

'Nah mate, got too over refreshed last night, I'm battling.'

'Sorry mate, I'm going to have to enforce the follow on.'

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