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The Fault In Our Stars

An overappreciated book written by John Green. It tells the hard-to-believe story of a sixteen-year-girl battling stage four thyroid cancer, obsessed with a book about a girl in a similar situation. Then she meets a guy called Augustus, whose storyline is as easily predictable as the fact that they hook up. The ultimate goal of the book is to make teenage girls cry, then buy the book and the movie and cry some more, all the while when John Green is sitting in his house, getting richer and richer. This book has yet to make a lasting impression on someone who is not an emotional teenager.

Example 1:
Person 1: Hey, did you finish reading The Fault In Our Stars?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: So, how was it?
Person 2: Meh.

Example 2: After Lila finished reading The Fault In Our Stars, she announced on social media she did not like it. The following day, her house was burnt down by fanatic, mass-culture obsessed teenagers.

by Paddleston February 24, 2016

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fault in our stars

A reference to the concept of fate, and that there are certain things that happen which are not our fault, and that are already predestined or outside of our influence.

It was the fault in our stars that my sister's family and their home were destroyed by a tornado.

by metromicron October 24, 2014

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The Fault in Our Stars

the key to getting laid

"Dude how can I get this girl to sleep with me?" "Take her on a date to see The Fault in Our Stars"

by jmarie1437 June 10, 2014

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The Fault in Our Stars

A book that you can literally throw at my face and it wont nearly hurt as much as the story.

Me:I Just Finished reading The Fault in Our Stars.... Im okay. Dont :) fahkin :) touch :) me :)

by LittleInfinity May 25, 2014

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The Fault in Our Stars

A beautiful story with a great message. Unfortunately it has been adopted as some kind of white girl Bible and is appreciated not because of its beauty and meaning, but because there's a hot dude named Augustus in it. I is written by John Green and is actually not his best book but the white girls seem to think so.

Me: So have you read The Fault in Our Stars
White Girl: Totally! It my favorite book like omg!
Me: Oh cool! What did you like about it?
White Girl: Welllllll I didn't really, like, understand it but like Augustus Waters is totally hooooot omg!
Me: ...*facepalm*

by Ema Nlear June 11, 2014

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The fault in our stars

This is a book by john green that will mentally pain you if you read it be prepared to watch this movie or read the book and be in a puddle of tears

"oh my god man I just read The Fault in Our Stars and I cant stop crying"

by Bitchshutup June 7, 2014

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the faults in our stars

This fucking book will make you want to scream and shout and cry and cuddle up in a corner hugging the book to your chest and sob til your tears have run dry. This book will ruin you.

But it's a really good book you should read it

Person: what's the faults in our stars

Me: A book you could literally throw in anyone face and it wouldn't hurt nearly as much as the story

by Adhjklgssjklfsahklaaklaskl June 1, 2014

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