When you fest about, sitting about doing anything that results in you smelling, ie sex, masturbation, eating shit etc, doing nothing for long periods of time
this can be a group activity or on your own
ive been festing all day
lets have a fest sesh
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A person, item or situation that is particularly distateful. Derived from a character in shakespeares twelth night.
"you are so feste"
"that is so feste"
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to get sloppy hammered, almost deeming yourself extinct to man.
festing and fested
John: What are you gonna do today Mike Nelko?
Mike Nelko: Im gonna fest all day and then masturbate before my eyes shut me down.
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If something fests, it is festant, and therefore smells incredibly bad
OH MAN!! Get that it away from me, it fests!
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The state of mind after bunning massive amounts of good south FLA BIP.
(Step out of fogged out whip)"Yo son I am Fest!
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Probably the worst cigs you can buy, coming from belarus, costing only 1.20โฌ a pack , lots are imported to the UK.
Person 1 - "Lemme bum a smoke frlm that guy over there
Person 2 - "Wouldn't recommend it, he's smoking Fest
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word of dundonian origins, terms used to descrice something good such as a nice looking young female
thats fest,or shes fest as fuck
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