funnel cake

When you wet your penis, then coat it with cocaine and have a girl snort it off your dick. Multiple funnel cakes is called a carnival, and the location it takes place is called the fairgrounds.

So I got expensive blow the other night, found a cheap hooker and had her give me a funnel cake.

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Funnel Cake

The act of excreting diarrea into a funnel that has been inserted into the recipients mouth.

The higher ups yelled at my boss and then he took it out on me. The shit just trickles down. Life is always giving me a funnel cake!

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Funnel cake

After taking a dump, the dumper then jerks off onto it. The white resembles the powdered sugar ontop of a funnel cake.

Billy woke up hungover and with blueballs. He took a shit first then took care of his pent up energy. After looking at his creation, he realized he was hungry for a funnel cake.

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funnel cake

To use your dong as the \"funnel\", your baby gravy as the \"cake batter\" and some hot chick\'s stomach area (near her belly button) as the frier. If you\'ve ever watched or made a funnel cake, it is now abundantly clear.

Damn! Frank was so worried about knocking up his girlfriend he pulled out and made a funnel cake!

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funnel-cake

Someone who succumbs to funneling.

I can say anything I wish, these readers are a bunch of funnel cakes.

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Funnel cake

When someone takes a funnel and shoves it down someones elses asshole and takes a shit in it. Reshit it on to a plate cover with whip cream and enjoy:)

funnel cakes are delicious.

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funnel cake

the act of wrapping one's penis around the scrotum to make it look like a delicacy often found at amusement parks

guy: hey guys come into the bathroom for a second, i need to show you something

other guys: what is it

guy: check out this sweet funnel cake

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