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gardener

An undercover name, used by teenagers for person who sells cannabis.

"dude, the gardener got arrested" or "i saw the gardener yesterday"

by Beckee February 22, 2008

109๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


In the Garden

Being left alone or kept waiting all of a sudden without end or closure; being ghosted or left in the dark.

The phrase references the tragic backstory of the antagonist Spinel from Steven Universe: The Movie, who was told to stand very still and wait on her best friend in their garden, oblivious to the fact that her "friend" had no intention of returning.

"I thought things were going well but one day she just went silent and I was left in the garden."

by DevLunar April 8, 2020


Gardening

When your grandma is sitting in the house but you have a strong urge to suck your mans dick.

Grandma were gonna do some gardening

by MsMiraya February 13, 2018

34๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


garden

A distant derivative of the insult hoser.

hoser -> hose -> garden hose -> garden

Taylor: Let's go to the comic convention.
You: That's a terrible idea, you garden.
Taylor: Did you just call me a hoser?
You: In so many words...

by goldsac October 31, 2007

221๐Ÿ‘ 100๐Ÿ‘Ž


garden

a herd of school buses

Get over into the right lane, there's a garden of school buses in front of us picking up students from the art museum.

by smooothbread April 7, 2018

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


gardener

A person who plants and cultivates ornamental plants such as those in botanical gardens. A highly skilled gardener may be recognized as a Master Gardener.

As a Master Gardener, Xochitl told Pacho to avoid using herbicides on his lawn because the chemicals may cause harm to his pet dog, Pluto. She helped Pacho learn to use the weed twister to twist out weeds, and she told him that he may someday become a Master Weed Twister if he completely stops using herbicides in his garden.

by raycruzer September 30, 2006

52๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


In the garden

A person who is in a vegetative state. Patient in an lengthy coma. A human vegetable.

Son: My poor mom is in the garden because of her stroke. Shit...lying there like a turnip.

by BigD101 June 19, 2013