Gary Coleman

A drink comprised of equal parts orange juice, cranberry juice, and Sprite.

Mark, while you're up getting another plate of delicious chicken and buttered green beans, grab me a Gary Coleman. And another roll.

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Gary Coleman

A descriptive antonym for that which would make someone say "Yayyyy..."

"This vanilla milkshake is really Gary Coleman, Yayyyy..."

Or in the opposite;

"That car accident was so NOT Gary Coleman."

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There Goes Gary Coleman

1. reluctance to answer a potentially embarrassing question

2. spoken to instantly divert a captive audience's attention so a speaker can covertly move out of the line of questions

adj. plead the fifth

origin: Gary Coleman is a dead midget and this is a known fact. Any sightings of him will cause anyone to turn around. Mainly because midgets are interesting, and Gary Coleman still makes people chuckle with his recorded tyrades

Reporter 1: Sir did you have relations with your secretary

Wife: Intently listening

Speaker: Hey! There Goes Gary Coleman!!!!

Crowd: **Turns in pointing direction**

Speaker: **drops mic turns and leaves conference**

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make gary coleman dolls

the act of pooping. the origin of this term should be rather self-evident.

i had taco bell earlier and now i have to go make gary coleman dolls!!!!

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The Gary ColeMan

When the bitch is sleeping, then you shoot a load onto her face. She wakes up later and says "I had a Dream".

Yo, my girl was so pissed this morning because she found out I did The Gary Coleman.