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an instrument of destruction; the choice weapon for multi-billion dollar industries in the USA.
They raise prices several times a day. Sometimes peaking at $100 a gallon.
-Did you go get gas today at the gas station?
-No, it's too expensive. It's about $40 a gallon right now!
-Holy crap! I'd rather spend some money on a male stripper.
-Me too, man. Guys are more fun than going bankrupt.
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ay im finna go to the gas station to fill up
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Another way of saying bitch please
Person 1: i fucked your girlfriend
Person 2: gas station
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Someone who tokes up on "Gas Station Lush" yet, gets the wrong kind of "High".
Damn, niggas tweakin after they smoked that Gas Station Weed, they some Gas Station Tweakers!!!
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A redbull, slim-jim and a candy bar eaten as a meal for breakfast. Easily purchased at every single gas station in america.
On my drive from New York to Los Angeles all I ate the whole ride was the gas station breakfast.
a place in which all hell had broken loose and fecal matter has been smeared all over the walls in many different shapes and patterns
His bathroom reminded me of a gas station bathroom
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When a professional wrestler who is on a losing streak is trying to sneak his/her way into a title match.
Adam Cole: “I want the NXT title”
Karrion Kross: “you’re never getting this title again you gas station weasel”
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