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noun. A sober person (walking,standing) surrounded by high people (sitting,lying-down).
This comes from the universal famous high joke, saying a colour (usually blue, mauve or green) during a lull in the conversation.
"Geen" is a common mispronunciation of green due to the effect some drugs can have on the speech centre, and similarly, eye sight, particularly the interpretation of colour, which is often affected at the same time.
When stoned, people frequently lie back or sit low, and often marvel at the ability and effort of people who walk around. In dim lighting situations, these people will appear tinged green, and so exclaim the colour, often mispronouncing. At some point, someone must have thought it was a noun, and then aptly named the sober people moving around them.
*Dude walks past some stoners in a dimly-lit room*
Stoner#1: Dude! You're standing up!
*general giggles, while the Dude is looking blank*
Stoner#2: Dude! Greeeeeen!
Stoner#3; Greeeeen!
Stoner#2: Oh my god he's geen!
Stoner#3: He's geen?
Stoner#1: He's a geen!
*general giggles resume*
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Its a geek right, and basicly they think they're cool because they're a geek init.
Shep: Look at that geen!
Coughlin: *cries*
Geen 1: Two hydrogen atoms walking down the street; and one gets hit by a car and loses an electron. . . 'OMG i just lost an electron' . . . ' are you sure?!?' . . . 'yeh I'm positive'
Geen 2: Hahahahaha!!!
Barry: What a bunch of geens!
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A Geen is someone who does something stupid but you would call them a Geen. Short for genius.
Peter: I dropped my food on the ground
Aidan: You Geen
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A cross between a goon and a geek. Potentially a term of endearment by someone who has not quite decided if you a goon or geek and has stumbled over their words.
Tim: "You are such a geen!"
Jen: "A bit!"
Tim: "I got confused between a goon and geek and it came out geen!"
Jen: "You are a geen!"
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what happens when yor wireless keyboard misses a key
Joe geens constantly sometimes i think he is stupid
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It's green beans but spelled differently.
I want to eat geen beens.
SHOOT ME WITH THE GEEN BEENS!
Great response for doing something that cannot be described normally. Also used for comedic intent.
Yo where did you wanna eat today?
Geen.
What are you doing?
I'm boutta Geen.
Do you not care about our relationship?? How could you fuck my own dad??
Geen.