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Genshin Impact

A depression causing, money wasting deathtrap. Please don't play it, you might end up in debt in a few years. You will have to pay for therapy, both because of your brand new crippling depression and also because you have fallen in love with fictional characters. Your sense of humour will also go a bar down, to the point where you probably end up lonely and friendless.

Hey, have you heard about this game called Genshin Impact ? - Will
Oh, yes! I heard that it will save all of your life problems. - Cassie
Please no, Cassie... - Will

by Sirpzu April 1, 2022

70πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Genshin Impact

Gambling:the anime,go down horrendous for some pixels and possibly suffer triying to get them,specially if ur f2p

i've spent far more time in GENSHIN IMPACT then i would've' liked to

by i has cripling debt August 28, 2022

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


genshin impact

The axis of evil

Ben: Hey I just started playing Genshin Impact!
Jim: Oh no, the transformation's startin-
Ben: *turns into neckbeard*

by June 30, 2022

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Genshin Impact

A popular game amongst weebs. Weebs that prefer fictional animated women over real women tend to play this game and no other game. Studies show that most of these species of weebs that play this game haven’t pulled a girl ever since they picked this game up.

Guy 1: β€œHey man, when we get home you tryna play Genshin Impact?”

Guy 2: β€œOh yeah for sure man!”

Guy 1: β€œLes goo. I don’t know why but every time I play this game I get an erection cause these characters are so hot.”

Guy 2: β€œweeb filth”

by perc O_o June 1, 2021

81πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Genshin Impact

The game that is full of mystery, misery, questions, answers, excitement, happiness, sadness, regret, anger, stubbornness, MONEY, DONG, DADDYS, MILFS, LOLIS, and bennett's Q.

;Do you play rpg?

;Yeah i play genshin impact and I'm now broke lol

by dongcollector November 25, 2020

259πŸ‘ 123πŸ‘Ž


Genshin Impact

A very good game by all means that is developed by miHoYo and is tailored to weebs and non-weebs alike.

Kaeya: "Oh, you play Genshin Impact? I see you are a man of culture as well."

by Josuke H October 6, 2020

394πŸ‘ 200πŸ‘Ž


Genshin Impact

An game about finding your twin in some fantasy thing world, the players probaly use their whole bank account for the gamble feature named ''wish''.

alex: hey, how many money have u spend on the trendy game genshin impact?
nick: well.....my whole bank account!
alex. whoaaa...thats a lot!

by lalinroos May 13, 2022

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž