When someones drinks alcohol to the point that they can no longer speak so others can understand them.
I went to the bar the other night & there was a guy there that was so gifford. I couldn't believe they were still serving him.
A Gifford is the piece of skin between a mans ball sack and arse crack
look at that Cornebys Gifford
The act of arriving unreasonably late or failing to arrive at all, even when promised.
"Dude, you pulled such a gifford last night. We totally had plans."
A retard or the act of being retarded. Acting like you got shot in the head and recieved brain damage.
Joe: "Heh, heh YOUR MOM
Garrett: "Your such a Giffords"
OR
Tap your right hand over your chest and say "Giffords" in a retard voice.
A name given to the person or corpse recieving a teabag. Named after democratic congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, shot in the head by a teapartier on January 8th, 2010.
So, after you have killed your Giffords, press the L3 button on your controller to teabag them repeatedly, adding insult to injury.
to be shot in the head and live
guy1: woop woop fucking killed that guy with a headshot
guy2: loljk i kill u
guy1: what the fuck that guy is giffording
Doing fuck all
John: What've you been doing all day?
Andrew: Nothing, I've just been pulling a Gifford.
Dave: What've you been upto dude?
Jim: Pulled a massive Gifford
Dave: You're such a lazy bastard