An internet radio talk show host that could beat up Imus and Limbaugh in a sickening display of verbal machismo.
The Michael Groff Show rocked tonight!
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v. to eat voraciously without regard for manners, social norms, or the possibility of choking; mainly characterized by the forcing of food down one's gullet and a lack of chewing.
v. bill totally groffed that appetizer platter, i don't even think he chewed anything.
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Probably Lin Manuel-Miranda's boyfriend at some point. He's a beautiful, talented man who deserves the world. We love Groffsauce. And if you don't, I will bang your mother.
"Jonathan Groff is so amazing!"
"Jonathan Groff... The guy who was King George 3 in Hamilton?"
"Isn't Jonathan Groff the guy who voice acted Kristoff in Frozen?"
American Stage Actor best known for his steamy role as the rebellious Melchoir Gabor. In a msical adaptaion on Spring Awakening.
Person: I just saw the hottest most talented actor in the world
ME: Was his name Jonathan Groff?
Person: NO
Me: Then he isn't the hottest most talented actor in the world
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lin manuel mirandaโs love interest. he is kind, hot, and amazingly talented. everyone loves the groff sauce!
hey whos the sweetest human being ever?
jonathan groff, duh
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A cute human being who is known for being in frozen and Hamilton
Jonathan groff also known as groffsauce is a big simp for lin Manuel miranda
Jonathan groff is so adorable
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The act of getting orally snoffed by a colleague. Sometimes ends in sexual pleasure, but most often ends in tears. You know you are doing it correctly if your nose bleeds.
Damn, Nick just groff snoffed me in the bathroom. My junk is tender.
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