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A smexy ass man with the nose of Apollo who will do anything for his baby gorls
You: Did you see that guy at the party yesterday?
RanDOM BOi: he was a real gru
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A man who is the hightt of approximately 3.5 Minions; A whopping 14 feet tall.
Is it relatively troubling that everybody in Despicabe Me, including Gru, is a giant...
AND NOBODY NOTICES???!!!
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A socially confused up-tight russian like person with huge shoulders that is niether a hero nor a villan. Often associated with a bald guy with a pointy nose. You can use it in a sentence to describe someone that looks strange or is up to no good but you dont have proof of his hostility. Shady figure.
Guy, "That man is such a Gru, look at him"
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Our lord and savior Gru. He consumes those who dont listen to him to grow 3 inches
Our savior Gru has made it to 10 feet, a true monumental moment indeed
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the sexiest man alive at approximately 14 feet tall, you already know he's packing the schmeat
if you run into Gru, make sure to hide yo girl, or else he's wiping it out on site
guy 1: "yo is that Gru??"
guy 2: "yeah , i hear hes approximately 14 feet tall and packing schmeat"
Shoving a large vinyl figure of a minion from the Despicable me franchise, up your significant other's vaginal or anal cavity with brutal force.
With consent of course.
"Oh what happened to Steve? Haven't seen him in a while."
"Yea they've been gruing a lot with his girlfriend lately."
"oh..."