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Haitianing

To suffer a painful loss or otherwise regrettable experience, and finding that wiping out the memory is the only real way to cope.

-Related to the character on NBCs drama about superheroes, know only as "The Haitian". Erases memories.

Timmy: Did your mom really die last week?
Girl: What??
Dad: Shh, she's been haitianing Timmy.

by The Mixmasta December 20, 2009

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Haitianed

(adj.) To be so drunk, that the next morning you have forgotten details of what you did the night before. Refers to the character of The Haitian on the NBC television show "Heroes," whose power is to selectively wipe clean people's memories.

(phrase) "To be Haitianed" or "The Haitian came to visit"

Scott: "So, how was last night?"
Cathy: "I was so wasted..."
Scott: "Did you do anything stupid?"
Cathy: "I have no idea! After talking to Cara, I realized The Haitian must have paid me a visit."

or

Cathy: "I have no idea! After talking to Cara, I realized I was totally Haitianed."

by ChicagoSO December 7, 2007

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Haitian American

A person who holds American nationality but has Haitian ethnicity

Iโ€™m considered to be a Haitian American since I was born in the United States but both my parents are natives from Haiti - Ex 1

I was born abroad in Haiti to American parents which automatically gave me U.S citizenship at birth therefore Iโ€™m considered a Haitian American - Ex 2

I originally came to the United States as a Haitian immigrant but after living here for 5 years as a permanent resident I was able to naturalize and become an American citizen; therefore I am now considered a Haitian American - Ex 3

by Jaiden373 May 17, 2021

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Haitian Tuxedo

A popular outfit worn throughout the Caribbean. It includes slacks, Havana shirt, and A gaudy gold necklace. Naturally the use of a straw hat is optional.

I can't believe he left the house in a Haitian Tuxedo

by Nitemare08 March 15, 2011

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Haitian handmedown

When a Haitian adult male has worn out his 13 year old wife so he passes it down to his 10 year old son.

Ironce said this ones pussy is calised and her roast beef is see through, here son your Haitian handmedown.

by Rolling a Mexican October 5, 2017

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Haitian Hauler

A busted up, pre-2000 Japanese sedan, usually with dents and scuffs from multiple low speed parking lot collisions in which air bags did not deploy. Generally maroon or granny gray in color, with air-pocket effect rear window tint. Haitian haulers are distinct from other old Japanese ghettomobiles because of their optional rear view mirrors and taillights hanging by their power cords.

That Haitian hauler just scuffed up my car going 2 miles per hour. How did he not see me.

by Hella clutch April 15, 2015

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Went Haitian

To become so shit-housed that you forget virtually, if not everything, which happened the night before. Taken from the T.V. show "Heroes" in which "The Haitian" wipes people's memories clean.

Dude 1: "Wow! I was fucked up last night! How the hell did my pants get on the roof?"

Dude 2: "You went Haitian, huh?"

Dude 1: "Totally".

by Prime Meridian November 3, 2009

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