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The Hamptons

The towns of Southampton, NY and East Hampton, NY on the South Fork of Long Island.

Although most think of it as a very rich place, the people who live here year round are middle class.

North Sea, Sagaponack, Westhampton, Hampton Bays, and Bridgehampton, as well as Southampton village, are in the Town of Southampton

Sag Harbor, Northwest Harbor, Napeague, Montauk, Springs, Wainscott, and Amagansett, as well as East Hampton village, are in the Town of Easthampton.

The Hamptons are easily accessed by Montauk Highway (NY 27) as well as the Montauk Branch of the Long Island Railroad, making service between Jamaica, Queens and the villages of Westhampton, Hampton Bays, Southampton, Bridgehampton, Easthampton, Amagansett, and Montauk.

Known for its amazing Atlantic beaches, laden with mansions owned by celebrities.

The Hamptons are great!

by yeetqueen December 2, 2017


The Hamptons

An overrated, middle-class community on the eastern tip of Long Island, full of shuttered xenophobes who dislike anyone who's not "local" and have a particular disdain for City residents who vacation there in the summer. They think that dealing with "cidiots" each summer is bad? Try dealing with troublemaking Long Island trash every WEEKEND. At least New Jersey and Westchester kids are reasonably well-behaved.

If someone is acting up in the bar or club I'm in, there's an 85% chance that he's from the suburbs.

If he's from the suburbs, there's a 60% chance that he's from Long Island.

If he's from Long Island, there's a 100% chance that he's a lidiot.

by F the Hamptons in the A May 19, 2005

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Hampton

London rhyming slang for penis or 'dick'. Hampton Wick is an outer suburb of London. Hamton Wick rhymes with dick, and in this urban slang you just use the first word - Hampton.

I got my hampton caught in my zipper.

by pauljustpaul December 27, 2007

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Hampton

A Man's Penis / Cock / Belge

Raymond has a huge Hampton.

by Raymond A Roofer December 17, 2003

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a hampton

the act of masterbating while in the process of taking a shit

hey bobby, dude, i've got to shit... and i'm thinking about knocking out a hampton while i'm in there

by Freddy Wonderlight July 9, 2010

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the hamptons

a few towns grouped together on Long Island, in New York. Hamptonites call NYC-ers cidiots, NYC-ers call Hamptonites lidiots, any third party calls them both retards for being such unfriendly pricks to each other and everyone else.

alright, the Hamptons, so you've got Kelly Ripa. do the rest of us a favor and keep her there

by JBo July 12, 2005

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the hamptons

A place on LI where not too many rich people actually live all year around the only actually rich people that live there come out from the city and are idiots ( cidiots ). It's made up of Westhampton, Quogue, East Quouge ( It kinda skips over hamptons bays cuz hampton bays is mad ghetto ) Watermill Southampton Wainscott Bridgehampton and Easthampton.

Cidiot - This weekend me and my other polo-wearing friends are going to spend our weekend in my beach house in the hamptons.

Local- Damn these cidiots taking over the hamptons.

by Natasha(local) August 25, 2004

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