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When you assume Regular Car Reviews said something dirty, and instead you find this. Next time you are at the movies, ask the service desk where to find one.
Hey ,Transformers sucked, want to give me a hot harmonica in the men's room?
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The opposite to the gentlemans skin flute(penis)...
A womans tuppence (vagina)
Buddy 1: that chick last night was crazy, she knew how to play a great skin flute and I only lasted a couple of bars of the music sheet before I was done
Buddy 2: did you reciprocate and play her beef harmonica till her shoes were sodding?
Two individuals, undefined in orientation and/or gender, each partaking of one half of a mans penis, divided lengthwise, by means of oral suction.
After a heated arguement, they decide to compromise and perform the dueling harmonica.
Guy 1: Yo, these two babes shared my donicker last night.
Guy. 2: You mean they gave you a dueling harmonic?
Guy 1: Yeah, I guess.
A harmonica in the shape of a lobster, NOT a harmonica played by lobsters.
"I'm not leavin till I get that lobster harmonica! C'mere, lobsty." - Otto, on the Simpsons episode Pin Pals
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A woman pees while a man or woman goes down on her. The P is the golden and the V is the harmonica.
My wife want a golden harmonica, but I don't want to be anywhere near her pee.
When one performs analingus on a women while fingering her vagina.
“At an orgy, I received a Brown Harmonica from an Indian man.”
The act of physically lifting up a girl above one's shoulders and orally pleasuring her in a side to side fashion. Only accomplished by individuals with grotesque upper body strength .
Wiz just gave that girl a Pittsburgh harmonica.
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