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No one knows the orgin of this reclusive super-hero. Her super-power is an elevated form of dyslexia which she uses to solve crimes and root out evil.
Her faithful sidekick The Spack assists her as well as he is able despite being severly mentally retarded. His only solice is an incredible talent for playing the great highland bagpipes.
The Hawthornator's fatal weakness is an aversion to playing pool and a hatred of all things pool related.
The Hawthornator's arch-nemesis is her brother Buzz. A rapist by proffesion spending his nights prowling the street of Glenelg.
She is also cursed with the sheep-rapist and World of Warcraft addict Eachann as a brother.
Was it a bird? Was it a Plane? No it was The Hawthornator and her retarded side-kick!
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Worthy AFL team, based in Melbourne.
We're a happy team at Hawthorn
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Hawthorne NY- working or middle class hamlet in westchester ny. next to valhalla, thornwood, white plains, elmsford, sleepy hollow, and pleasantville. mainly white trash kids and some hispanic kids. rivals with pleasantville and valhalla.
I live in hawthorne.
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A hawthorne is the act of giving a blow job upside down.
For example, a girl would be laying down on a couch while the man comes above her and begins to "throat fuck" her. The balls then bounce on her fore-head while she continues to blow the dude.
"So i totally got head last night"
"No way, how was it?"
"I gave her a hawthorne, you know the answer"
"She's, a keeper"
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A school that has a bunch of drug addicts
1: what school are you from ?
2: Hawthorne
1: I don’t want drugs
2: well shit
This is an AFL team that always gets free kicks, even if they aren't even playing. They are rebuilding right now and even if someone reads this 20 years into the future, they would still be rebuilding because they are so shit at it
How bad is Hawthorn
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Epic music artist, bringing back good music with flavor
Person: Damn that is tight
person 2: yea, thats mayer hawthorne!
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