An individual (usually a male from Speedway, IN) with an ovaloid shaped blockheed partially covered with wispy blond hair that has receded back to show a shiny dome cranium. In the history of man only one person has had the distinction of possessing this size of noggin'. "Heed" usually uses a toilet as a "helmet" to protect the garganous cranium
"Hey, look at the Heed trying to put that hat on... it looks like someone trying to put a condom on a watermelon!! No.... it's like trying to play Putt-Putt with a basketball...on top of that.. it's like putting glitter on a pimple!!"
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A name for fans of the progressive rock band Coheed and Cambria. Heed heads are friends, not only with the band on Myspace, but with Evil Ink comics, several Shabutie profiles, Cobalt and Calcium, Fire Deuce, English Panther, and Davenport Cabinet. They listen to all these band religiously, as well as constantly read the comic books, and try to decipher the true meanings of the songs in doing so.
They post on the Cobalt and Calcium forums, probably contribute and therefore have an avatar, which is probably Coheed related. Coheed rocks, and if you try to tell them differently, they'll profusely disagree with you and try to convince you otherwise.
Kid 1: "When you're down, on the floor, bleeding, bastard..."
Kid 2: You're such a Heed Head.
Kid 1: Is that a bad thing? Do you know what this song is about? This is when Josephine Kilgannon is raped by the Jersey City Devils, and then...
Kid 2: Whoa, I was just sayin'.
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Idiotic, power tripping youth with the IQ and sex appeal of a wooden spoon covered in old bean juice and toast crumbs. Usually found at Air Training Corps in the form of NCO's.Think a stripe on their arm is the equivalent of a knighthood and throw their weight around like a whale on a waltza.
Come in many species such as Nark Heed Red Heed, Nark Heed bean pole, Nark Heed Baldy Coot and Nark Heed McVay.....all considered prime nark heeds.
scottish slang to describe some one who's intelligence is below average
that guy is a dunder heed
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Scottish term for folk with sheep like head features.
Tom: Is Robander in the office yet?
Shaun: Nah man, Sheep's heed is late again!!!
Pineapple heed is defined as a rather large pointing ponytail that people stick at the top of their heeds and on special occasions may opt to add accessories such as sparklers on said wearers birthday. They are rather fashionable with many celebs copying this new fasion forward trend e.g. Kate hudson and are very practical on nite outs, particularly if its a "sweat fest". In addition, pineapple heeds are good hairstyles for on holiday such as Malia 2k10 where the term was originally created,piloted and estabillished.
"Kalen thats wan belter of a pineaple heed"
"That is the best pineapple heed ive ever seen"
"Check oot her pineapple heed"
A bawheed is some who constantly inflicts irratation or unpleasantness. A person who is unliked by many.
JC stole my book, he is a baw heed.
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