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A sex act in which you jizz into your partner's eyes (both of them) then shit in both of their ears, thereby making them deaf and blind.
I gave my girlfriend the helen keller the other night, she was so pissed, but it was worth it.
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The act in which as you are about to cum, you skeet in the girls ears and eyes that way it makes her temporarily deaf and blind. Then you do whatever you want to her.
I gave this girl the helen keller and then i shit on her pillow and left, she had no clue what was going on because she cou8ldnt hear me or see me.
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When a you are having sex with a girl from behind and you tap her on the shoulder; when she turns her head to look you shoot a wad of jizz in her ear and then punch her in the eye. (Thereby leaving her deaf and blind—but only in one ear and one eye.)
You: Sarah, what's up with the black eye?
Sarah: I got The Helen Keller last night.
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When you ignore someone, in the sense of pretending to neither see nor hear this person, as if you were blind and deaf, referenced from Cazwell
"I Helen Kellered this dude, he's obnoxious."
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Jerking off with a sleeping mask on and earplugs in, usually with underwear down by ankles.
“Dude, I just walked in on Brad jerking off. He had a sleeping mask on and earplugs in, Helen Keller style”
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I don't see you I don't hear you you're dead to me! I Helen Kellered your ass!
Did you talk to your ex lately? Hell no! I did a Helen Keller on his ass!
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One who unnecessarily wears sunglasses indoors, unlike Helen Keller, who actually had a good excuse.
Eddie is such a Helen Keller when he wears those sunglasses in class.
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