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When youre hit it from behind and you get pissed, you proceed to hit you’re partner uncontrollably
Damn did you hear David tried the hulk last night
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The biggest, meanest guy ever born... Well, made. Since there are so many f**king perverts, I figured I'd make a sensible statment: "Hulk no like Calvin Klien... HULK SMASH TINY MAN!!!!" See how sensible that was? Anyway, the hulk is a big green dude who talks like a mentally-impared two-year-old, likes to smash stuff and gets REALLY pissed off.
The original Hulk was created by Marvel comics. He was a huminoid monster, who's human name is Bruce Banner. Although Bruce was a normal human, he was exposed to a Gamma Bomb explosion, which was Bruce's own invention. Bruce was then exposed to extreme rage and temper problems. Seems how he is a genius, I guess that the bomb had an opposite effect on hime, or at least on his speach.
Guy one: "Dude, do you feel that rumbling?"
Guy Two: "Yeah, but what is it?"
*The Hulk comes charging down the street*
guy one and two: "OH SHI-"
Hulk: "SMASH!!! KILL!!! DESTROY!!!"
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The huge footed Mr. B. Booth native of Hartlepool
When I got off the coach I had feet like Mr. B Booth native of Hartlepool!!
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When you’re having sex with a girl, but you aren’t able to cum. So in a fit of rage, you pull out, and punch the fuck out of her pussy.
Man 1: "Why is your girlfriend walking funny?"
Man 2: "I couldn't cum so I performed the hulk on her."
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2mg bars containing alprazolam. Hulks usually refer to green-colored generic bars scored three times and imprinted with "S903".
I popped a hulk and a half last night at the party. Shit had me on my ass, man.
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to break out of something with emotion and enthusiasm like the green beast himself.
my friends zip tied me, so i hulked that shit.
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A verb. When a person wears clothing so tight as to burst at the seams or tear. Wearing clothing that is too small and shows obvious signs of stress.
"That fat chick is realing hulking those jeans!!"
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