icecream

when he gets hard
you go soft
not the best behavioural pattern in a relationship, destructive to say the least,
but for now
it is what it is

"bitch, you whorin around at 4pm inna mall? givin away ya number like its free icecream. Scott saw ya talking to the shop assistant, you was lookin like you up fo some shit. fuck off ya dirty hoe. get outta my life befoe i break ya neck"
"honey, i was looking for your birthday present! i aint lookin out fo no shit. baby don't listen to no barkers. they aint know shit about you or me!?"

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ICECREAM

Not Ice Cream. ICECREAM. 2 very different things. Ice Cream is a delicious frozen concoction that is enjoyed on a hot sunny day. This ICECREAM is a swear word.

ICECREAM - What you say when you want to swear, but you are too polite so you decide to make up your own word and pretend it means the same thing.

1) You just broke my finger! ICECREAM!!!!!!!!

2) Oh ICECREAM!!!!!!

3) You stupid ICECREAM!

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icecream

good rocks and delicious

danielle:im in the mood for something creamy what about you laly.?

laly: yeah lets get some icecream

danielle: ok

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Icecream

Gods real son

"omg Jesus is God's son"
"no, Icecream is"

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icecream

What your partner wants you to get for her when she thinks your a dead fuck. Either a really a really good lay for her or a large dildo.

"Could you get me some icecream on the way home?" "What kind?" "It really doesn't matter as long as it's good."

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vegan icecream

Lesbian slang for eating ass.

Margaret: I'm really craving some vegan icecream.

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Neapolitan Icecream

A creampie by a white guy in a black chick. (strawberry is the pussy, chocolate is the girl, and vanilla is the white guy.)

I just had some Neapolitan Icecream the other night with Halle Berry!

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