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Jordan is an amazing guy. He is funny, understanding, aggressive, honest, unforgettable. loyal, etc. Jordan might seem a little standoffish, but once you get to know him you will see he is a kind and loving person who is very funny and just wants to be there for you.He's had a rough past, lost loved ones, and gone through things a teenage boy should never have to experience. His fidelity might be swayed at times, but he knows when he's done wrong, and he'll make it right.
"Jordan you are my best friend and ily"
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In a female case: a jordan is someone who is sensitive and caring, she likes to have fun but is not trashy. Tries to be nice to others but can be a real bitch if you get on her bad side. Never mess with one of a jordan's friends, because she will rip your head off in a second. Is a good and loyal girlfriend, a little boy crazy, flirty, and respects herself. She is outgoing and is probably more than likely more than glad to be your friend if you be hers.
You: Wow, that girl seems great.
Me: Yeah, she looks like a Jordan to me.
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A wild majestic human-horse inbred. His penis is the biggest on record, 1.2 yards long. If you are ever fortunate enough to have Jordan by your side, you can get from Norfolk to London in 7.37 seconds as long as his 5th leg doesn't get caught on something.
Jordan is the best partner I've ever had.
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The name for the facial hair style adopted by retired American professional basketball player Michael Jordan that is reminiscent of the mustache worn by legendary silent film actor Charlie Chaplin.
I decided to be daring and go with the Jordan after No Shave November ended.
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The act of disputing a moot point and/or abandoning previous viewpoints to maintain a false bravado of correctivity, while being from the virgin islands.
After I knew I was wrong, instead of admitting defeat, I started Jordaning to avoid the humiliation of looking dumb.
That is not what a real kracken looks like.
I love Lebron James, he is much better than Dwight Howard ever will be. He is the greatest player of all time.
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(Female) A Jordan is humorous, bubbly, cute and sweet- she can always make you feel better. She would hate to think that she has hurt anyone. She is very empathic and often feels very deeply for others. A Jordan is usually very intelligent and mature, yet very outgoing and possibly loud. A Jordan is incredibly creative. Jordans are never happy with themselves and are always wanting to be like others. A Jordan is very original and unique. She is very sensitive but can be controlling, slightly moody and aggresive. A Jordan usually has a lot of anxiety and worries a lot. A Jordan would never be mean on purpose because it breaks her heart to see others hurt. A Jordan is very bittersweet and can be selfish without knowing it. She is very confusing and indecisive. A Jordan see's things differently from everyone else. A Jordan is slightly shy but comes across very confident. Jordans are noticed to be quite different from everyone else. Almost everyone loves Jordans unless they are jealous or oppisites. She is a very good liar but doesn't usually lie. Everyone can trust a Jordan and they always confind in her. She is an amazing advice giver. A Jordan is very good at makeup and hairstyling also. A Jordan can make anything into her own. A Jordan can not be put into words.
Jordan, you always cheer me up!
Jordan, your so nice!
Jordan, your actually so funny!
Jordan, you always cheer me up!
Jordan, I can trust you!
Jordan, I love you!
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