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A movie that originally came out in 1933, and has since been remade several times and has a not-so-good sequel. The most recent remake was released on December 14, 2005 and was directed by Peter Jackson.
Since I haven't seen the 33 original or the 76 remake, I'll explain the 05 version. (Spoilers ahead) Carl Denham is a movie producer, is in a world of shit and he needs to come up with a big movie, fast. He meets Ann Darrow, and together with Jack Driscoll, starts to shoot a movie. But Jack and Ann don't know is Carl is in search of Skull Island, a place thought to be nonexistent. When they get to the Island, Carl's camera is destroyed. He then plans to capture Kong, a giant ape that is king of skull island. He captures Kong, puts him on show on Broadway, but Kong breaks out. He and Ann climb up the Empire State Building, where he destroys 3 of 6 Navy Biplanes, but succumbs to his injuries form the planes. After he's dead on the ground, Carl says "It wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast".
King Kong 2005 was a great movie.
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When your fucking your girlfriend in the ass and right when youre about to cum, you start hooting like a monkey and pounding on her back with no restraint...
He King Konged me so hard I shit myself.
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The act of shoving a banana up ones ass, and then someone else eating it.
"you just got King Konged"
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Sexual move, when your having sex guy on top and her legs over your shoulders, right before you're about to blow you pull out, stand up, plaster her with cum and proceed to pound your chest, roar and shake the bed. After this, the most important step is to run out of the room.
Guy 1: "Hey man, I totally King Kong'd the shit outa her last night."
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, did you get her banana split?"
Guy 1: "Sure did."
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When a bird is so smoldering hot that you would carry her ass to the top of the Empire State Building (stairs, not elevator) and fight 30s style airplanes in order to ravage (f*ck) her.
Ted: You know Kimber, right?
Ricky: Of course. She is hot.
Ted: Damn right she's hot. I'd King Kong her.
Ricky: I doubt it'd take that kind of an effort.
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when you defecate in your hand and use it as a projectile and emit ooga booga noises and aim for her mouth and if successful get a banana a shove it up her bowl
Omg he did the King Kong last night so dreamy
Can please King Kong lover
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