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Yoghurt Knitter

n A male who indulges in masturbation or yoghurt knitting. Unlike the word wanker this is more a statement of fact rather than an insult.

That guy is a real yoghurt knitter. He became an associate member of the mile high club when he took one off the wrist in the toilet of a jumbo.

by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011

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Knitter

Knitter is a knitting enthusiast that likes to make things from yarn.
It is also known as a slang term for African American people

I could hang with my knitter all day

by Your Knitter March 9, 2024


knitter celebration

A 21st celebration where guests knit a 'square' that is later sewn into a quilt for future use by the newly inducted young adult.

The family were invited to a knitter celebration in order to distract from the more wild shenanigans that would be taking place in the evening.

by Peaches Hamlet December 30, 2017


all-knitter

when one or more individuals partake in a knitting marathon lasting from dusk until dawn.

erfan- "what did you guys do last weekend?"
Madison- "we pulled two straight all-knitters bro"

by twobigbullies February 12, 2012


Stinky Knitter

Definable as a woman who has become stinky due to her crusty white dog. Usually around 5 feet tall, dyed hair and has a Nintendo Switch.

“Did you hear she became a Stinky Knitter?”

“Yes, it must’ve been her stinky dog, Shadow.”

by stinkylaundrydetergent January 22, 2023


fun knitters

say it several times in a row.

My TV got stolen, FUN KNITTERS!!!

by killhags43 January 1, 2012