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A bloodthirsty mammal that will drop out of trees and rip your head off.
Koalas are indigenous to Australia. They will also drop out of trees and rip your head off.
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Hugging someone, and in the process, wrapping your legs around them like a koala hanging from a tree.
"Did you see us last night? We were demonstrating the ultimate form of camaraderie and affection. That's right, we were Koalaing!"
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Someone that is very smooth at hitting on his or her co-workers.
Q: Did you see Jack hitting on that girl in the office today?
A: Yeah man, he's smooth as a Koala!
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the act of jumping on someone, whether they do or do not know. they may hold you or flail their arms trying to get you off. in the act of koala you hang on with all your might and just hang there.
"woah, did you see courtney just koala maddy!"
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A koala is a common drink consumed in england. the koala is a cocktail consisting of single malt whiskey, gin and tonic from a tinnie and some lager, beer or stout. yeeeahhhh boooiiii
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Literally the best person you could ever find and have as a partner or best friend. They will look super cute when they lay their head down and cover some of their face with a blanket or hoodie, and they are beautiful and extremely attractive. They will be your first true love, and you migh just have the chance to be more than friends. But if not, be thankful that they are your friends at least. Because if not, they could end you in a second. Thy will always support you, even when you don't and they will get annoyed if you say bad things about yourself. So say them anyways, because the are adorable when they get annoyed. You will always want to be more than friends them, but something will always stop you guys from that. Just be patient and see how it goes. Who knows what could happen?
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OMG she's so cute, she reminds me of a koala. I wish she would just be with me and we spooned in a blanket. Dude I would make her never want to leave. It would be amazing.
A grayish-white tree-dwelling marsupial with surprisingly very course fur (more like a cow's tail than a kitten's fur.), extremely dangerously sharp teeth and claws, and large, "fluffy" ears.
When Koalas are awake they will usually give you the "death stare", often mistaken as a cute and tired look, as well as hiss, growl, and/or a loud screech displaying their unusually sharp, and very dangerous, teeth.
Koalas are extremely aggressive towards their own kind, which is why they prefer to sleep separately in different trees, otherwise it would be very common to see dead Koalas lying on the grass below a tree with blood trailing down from the top of the tree...
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