leaf

marijuana: Pot, reefer

roll us up some of that leaf. Pretty soon we'll be down to seeds and stems again.

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Leaf

1. A usually green, flattened, lateral structure attached to a stem and functioning as a principal organ of photosynthesis and transpiration in most plants.

2. A leaflike organ or structure.

3. A hinged or removable section for a table top.

4. A person who enjoys butt secks.

5. Beloved counterpart to Branch.

6. A person who possesses extraordinary graceful and lithe characteristics.

7. A girl who is forced to cook dinner every night for her family.

Random Person 1: Oh my God, seriously, Leaf should have her own cooking show!

Random Person 2: Wtf? There's bloodclots in her porkchops.

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Leafed

Getting fucked up off pain killers

In honor of Ryan leaf, I'm gonna take these hydros, perks, and Oxys and get leafed

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Leaf

A treehugger snowflake

Leaf: “If you’re vegetarian and not vegan you clearly don’t care about Mother Earth, may her soul be eternal!”

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leaf

a person who choose the teams he's a fans of by the prevailing wind of who most likely to win the next championship. these fans are mostly in the NFC, Hence one year their a forty niner, the next a cowboy then green bay and so on and so

Boy Andre was a Pats fan last year now he's crowing about the saints.
yep he is nothing but a leaf!

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Leafing

When the Toronto Maple Leafs give up a lead during regulation play, or really at any time.

The Leafs have been leafing their last 5 games, by blowing their 3-0 lead during the last period and losing in overtime.

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leaf

Money (at least where im from)

A: yo, dude i need some leaf
B: ok but no more!
A: Aight, cheers man

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