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What men call porn mags when they don't want to get caught by their girl friends.
Guy:Hunny, I only buy those mags for the articles.
Girl:Uh-Huh, and you only watch porn on my comuter to observe the directors skills.
Guy:Hunny, I thot you liked literature.
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A fancy word for books that scholars approve of.
"Dune was pretty epic, but I don't think Mr. McDonaldsMeister would allow us to include it on our literature reading list."
Literature is all that is written, as well as books, educational or otherwise.
Our society was built upon literature. Some are inclined to enjoy literature more than others.
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Poorly written works that have managed to stick around and remain "popular" due to sensitive topics involved in the story and/or general laziness on the part of school boards and English classes.
Teacher: We're going to read some new literature in class.
-later-
Students: Gods, that was awful.
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Yo dawg we getting some literature tonight?
-Hell Yeah!
-I'm read so much literature tonight!
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1. This stuff.
2. (Verb) -To repeatedly litter in one specific (or general) area. (Noun) -a specific (or general) area that is te victim of repeated littering.
1. You are reading literature.
2. "Dude, the ditch on Hwy. 20 is such a literature."
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