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40-foot-high girl-scout after my t'ree-fi'ty. Once captured by Mr. Burns to win back popularity.
Did I ever tell you about the time I saw the Loch Ness Monster?
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A gargantuan turd of epic proportions that is long enough to actually stick out of the water like the head of the 'real' loch ness monster. (Must be a solitary log-type poop)
"Babe, call the news...i've spotted the loch ness monster swimming in our toilet..."
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An extremely long dump that is so large that the head pokes up out of the water in the toilet bowl, while the body remains submerged, much like photographs that claim to show the infamous Nessie.
The key difference between a floater and a LNM is that only the head shows on the water's surface with a LNM, whereas a floater's entire body floats on the surface.
I think I just sighted the Loch Ness Monster in the bathroom.
Dude, I just dropped a Loch Ness Monster in your shitter... where's your plunger?
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My Step-Dad and Step-Brother's Penis'.
The reason why the dinosaurs are extinct. see also:
Loch Ness Monster
The Great Wall of China
The Equator
God
Dillon:"what are you up to tonight?"
Me:"not getting eaten by your schlong"
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The Loch Ness Monster is a winged creature that is reputed to inhabit Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands.
Most people think that the creature has descended from a line of long-surviving plesiosaurs. Its description changes between different 'sightings' and there is no one accepted form, but it is commonly thought to be highly intelligent, have a long neck and wings.
Often referred to as 'nessy'.
Loch Ness Monster, Scotland
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Loch Ness Monster is the alternate form of the FrankenMaggie This creature is so large it has a BD. Which scares most Men. The Loch Ness Monster is very scary and fat and ugly. Stand to close to a Loch Ness Monster and you might get butt fucked by it's cankles.
OMG. That Loch Ness Monster's Cankle just went up my ass.
Oh GOD! That Loch Ness Monster is actually FrankenMAGGIE!
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a living, breathing, membrane(member) that sometimes gets irritated, in other words, extended.
He calls it the loch ness monster.
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