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Pants, capris, clam diggers, etc.
"Are you going to wear shorts today?"
"Yea, but it's cold, so I'm going to wear long sleeve shorts"
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Generally, this term is used by those who need to release urine. The symbolism of "long horse" and "short walk" are up to the user's interpretation.
John: You know, though our conversation is enthralling, I admit I must taking the long horse for a short walk. In other words, I must urinate, as you may know from the saying's entry on Urban Dictionary.
Jane: Ok.
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a short story that takes a long time to tell
*Over complicates story and adds details that are unnecessary.*
"Anyways, long short story..."
*Continues to over complicate story and add details that are unnecessary.*
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One way that certain men can secretly identify with each other. Probably started in Texas or Oklahoma.
When I first moved away from home, I was relieved to welcomed by other men with long feathered short brimmed hats.
Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
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I want you to die, by falling off a pier. Hence if you take a long walk off a short peir, you will fall off the edge.
Take a long walk off a short pier.
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