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the act of putting icy hot or bengay on a condom and inserting it in a vagina.
last night i gave that drunk chick the love glove and she cried
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When referring to someone who is a homosexual.
Derived from a legendary figure from Halifax, Canada with a homoerotic leather glove fetish. He is known to frequently pick up unsuspecting drunk men who mistake him for a cab. He then pushes his leather glove sales on the intoxicated passenger and in some cases requests to have them drive his car while wearing the gloves. These reports date back at least a decade.
Richard: "That chick is obsessed with Nathan. Is he going to bone her or what?"
John: "Nah, I think he loves the gloves"
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Amanda: You Got Protection?
Sam: Ya, There's Nothing Wrong With A Little Gloved Love
Masturbation while wearing a pair of beautiful smooth gloves.
'I might need some new gloves. I found mine in James' room and you know how he is with glove love.' - a parent who needs new gloves.
'Glove love!' - a sandpaper man celebrating being able to touch himself publicly thanks to his new gloves.
A cute expression derived from a childrens tv show. Often used between to say they love each other, but in friendships rather than being in love.
"See ya next week nic"
"glove love"
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When you bring back a bird to your house only to find that you have run out of c*ndoms and the only thing you can find in the house as an emergency alternative are your mothers rubber washing up kitchen gloves.
My mum felt a strange wet sensation when she tried on her washing up gloves yesterday. I had done a rubber glove love session in them.
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When you jizz onto you hand and walk through a crowd of people, smack the piss out of one of them, and run away before they know it was you.
I Liquid Glove Loved Dave in the mall yesterday, he almost shit!
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