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A mac attack is when you've eaten any regular meal at a MacDonalds restaurant. And when that meal is fully digested, ofcourse you've got to go to the toilet. Your toilet's sanitary will be severely compromised after that.
'Man I feel really really crappy after eating all that Macdonnalds food, better do a Mac Attack on the toilet'
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Massive Assault of Content, as a verbal attack.
Noun/verb, depending on usage.
To attack one verbally with a massive assault of content that is impossibly detailed and long, with little to no provocation initiating the attack and a varying degree of relation to the initial prompt, if any. The attack will range from rambling to erudite, depending on conditions. It finds its origins in Olde English, of the carpet-bagger era, which was a system of puppet-government set up to govern colonies in the late nineteenth century. Nearly identical to at least 2 definitions of the term Matt Damon
"Brah, that definition was such a MAC-Attack"
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A spastic rage coupled with confusion while attempting to use a Microsoft product due to being accustomed to Apple products.
I had a MAC-attack today while using my PC.
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n. When a mac user, after a relentless barrage of PC users offending his computer, goes on a violent rampage.
"Did you hear about Jim?"
"No. What happened?"
"He's dead. Tom killed him. It was a Mac Attack. Strangled him with his own fire wire."
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When you finger bash a persons butthole so hard that they begin to bleed.
Connor James: How did last night go?
Brody Nostril: Not good, I gave him the a Mac Attack, poor bloke couldn’t walk the next day.
When a ‘Human being’ is considered a god amongst men, no one can stop the Mac-Attack, some are known to everyone, however some have still not been found and can be highly dangerous.
Holy shit! I think my teacher is a fucking Mac-Attack
Named after the infamous Macker, the Mac Attack is used to refer to a situation of erectile disfunction. Normally used when present with a member of the opposite sex.
Boy: 'Oh no!'
Girl: 'What's wrong?!'
Boy: 'Give me a moment i've just had a Mac Attack!'
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