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After giving anal sex to a woman, spit salivia on her back and when she turns around blow your load in her face.
Dude, I just gave this girl a magician. It was great.
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noun; A master of manipulation. A Magician can control anyone and everyone he wants to by merely speaking to them. He knows how to read a persons' emotions by looking into their eys... once this is done, he can evaluate what has been read and determine the best way to interact with that person to get what he wants. What he wants is rarely sex, though it would be easily in his ability to obtain that. The Magician considers himself an enigmatic figure, and is devoted to studying human emotion ( i.e what causes emotion in people, and what effect it can have on them.).
This means that the Magician is adept at handling multiple partner relationships, and can usually keep said relationships going for long periods of time.
Guy 1: Dude! That guy's got.. what.. 8 different girls?
Guy 2: Yeah man! And he's kept 'em going for l7 months!
Guy 1: Shit! And none of them know ANYTHING about the others?!
Guy 2: Nah, bro. This dude is a fucking MAGICIAN.
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1: A party entertainer who amuses party-goers with small feats of slight of hand.
2: A true practitioner of magic. A lost art in today's world.
1: "That magic trick you did at the party last night was awesome!"
2: "That man is a true Magician in every sense of the word. His spell was perfect."
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a powerful and stunning individual who takes all your fears away & replaces it with magic and happiness. These individuals are brilliant, intelligent and extremely attractive, yet they are very humble and heal without you even realizing. They exude an aura of enchantment and use affection as their wand. Very lovable and easy to fall in love with. They are wonderful individuals who make a lasting impression in your life. Extremely rare to encounter so pretty please consider yourself very blessed if you have one in your life.
person 1: today all my fears went away when i met Dr. Jake
person 2: my gosh, he must be a Magician.
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When your doing a chick in the dark and you pull out and your buddy takes your place, then you run around to the outside window, then knock and smile at them.
Bro 1: Dude, I just found this chick and she totally wants to do it!
Bro 2: We should pull a magician on her!
Bro 1: Chaw, that'll be totally radical.
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WHen you get done railing someone in the ass (guy or girl may do), the "fucker" pretends an orgasm, thus fooling the "fuckee". Once the "fuckee" turns around to ask if the "fucker" has finished, the "fucker" bloes his fat ass load in the "fuckee"'s face! Ta Da!
Rachael let me perform not only a magician, but also an alsakan snow dragon on her... I laughed at her Red Eyes for days....
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A Guy With A Top Hat And A Black Cape Who Pulls Rabbits Out Of Hats =)
magician:(does a card trick)Voilia!
kids: WOW! That Sure Is magic
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