a vagina thats been well used enough to fit the late john merricks swede in
i smashed some dirt the other night and she had a gash like the elephant mans hat
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A phrase used to subtly imply that the sentence just said by your friend or peer wasbullshit or just plain stupid.
"I would climb that tree to the top with no ropes"
"Said the man with the yellow hat"
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A ten inch foreskin. Which can also be used to make fun of someone.
Oh my fucking god that guy had a man-hat-ten.
Dude your such a man-hat-ten
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The man sits on the woman with his testicles covering her eyes, he puts his penis in her mouth whilst pooing on her head.
James gives a great blind mans top hat
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2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat
When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)
Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?
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Obscenely happy, ridiculously so.
Matt: What's up with you? You look as happy as a man with tits in his hat.
Rich: Is that good?
Matt: Very good.
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Used to indicate that the speaker is a man and currently wearing a hat.
"I am a man who is wearing a hat"
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