MAW

1. A disgruntled, most likely overweight human female in the middle of her life; can be found complaining at a customer service desk in a retail outlet near you.

2. "Middle Aged Woman" or any other person demonstrating characteristics stereotypical of "Middle Aged Women"

3. A very dangerous predator in the mall parking lot, especially around Christmas season.

This item hasn't been on sale for 3 years but that MAW still thinks she is entitled to the sale price because her deceased mother got it on sale back in the 90s.

The worst thing about being a store manager is dealing with all of the MAWs.

The MAW wanted to speak to my manager and told me I was getting fired because she didn't want to follow the store policy on returning dollar sun glasses.

A MAW was pumping gas while talking on her cell phone and didn't notice the gas pump had fallen out of the gas tank spilling 20 gallons of gas which led to a fire burning down half of the city. The MAW still called customer service and complained about the 50 extra dollar charged to her credit card.

The MAW wanted an apple slicer that didn't core apples and then complained to our store when there were seeds in her apple pie.

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MAW

This is an acronym for Might As Well. Can be used in any possible situation. It can also be used alone or by adding and extra letter to it.

For Example,

"Dude I MAWD" - he is saying he might as well die
or

"Those girls are so hot they MAW be sluts."

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MAW

MAW abbr MikeAngstWhore.- person who spends his/her time invoking terribly graphic and violently sexual deeds upon a subject, usu. Michael Kenji Shinoda. esp. torturous acts that involve cucumbers, whips, chains, nipple clamps, staplers, coconut juice, coconuts, spoons, forks, car batteries, knives, razors, box-cutters, pepper spray, lemon juice, hot wax, and/or shock therapy. That is, until we come up with new ideas.

Rachel has some rather MAWish tendencies for an SPMSer.

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MAW

Short for Mike Angst Whore, they are a wild group of wackos who like to 'hurt' Mike Shinoda. If seen, it is best to run in the other direction.

'Man, she is one crazy MAW!'

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mawe

in Philippines, slang for heavy drinker or a person who drinks a lot.

Emmanuel is mawe

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Maw

Another word for you muffin (vagina)

Your maw is sooo wet!
Juicy maw!

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maw

A word to say when there isn't anything else to say. The verbal alternative to lol

online:
person1: ....
person2: lol

In real life:
person1: ....
person2: MAW!!

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