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A card-dealer at high-stakes poker who is adroit at manipulating the cards in the deck to favor one player over another.
"Don't worry kid," Shooter said, "No one will know. I'm one helluva mechanic."
-- Richard Jessup, "The Cincinnati Kid"
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A person whom is skilled in the use of tools and repair or fabrication of mechanical devices.
Not necessarily just cars and trucks.
The term mechanic but a few generations ago was a skill level in the industrial trades. covering many different lines of work.
I'm a mechanic, but wish to become a machinist and eventually a tool maker.
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A mechanic is a person that has sex with transsexuals. A mechanic is known to "work on trannys."
He hangs around with trannys because he is a mechanic.
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One Thousand Times Better than Awesome
Damn, that stock is downright mechanical!
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Once aided in saving the universe by informing Captain that somebody had set up us the bomb, thus causing Captin to launch, or "take off", every zig.
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
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to make mechanical
Hey you should mechanize that dog so he can be a robot dog.
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A sexual position that should be performed at an early or late time in sexually relations. It is where the male takes his limp, tiny, non-erect penis, turns it upside-down, and attempts to fuck the female as if she was a dog. It is called "The Mechanic" because the penis, facing upwards, resembles a mechanic going under a car.
Guy #1 "Yo man, is that your new bitch?"
Guy # 2 "Yeah no doubt, she's the best. Last week we were hittin skins and she let me do the cleveland steamer, dirty sanchez, hot carl, rusty trombone, donkey punch, blumpkin, angry dragon, angry pirate, tony danza, hot lunch, strawberry shortcake, houdini, boston pancake, cincinatti bowtie, alligator fuckhouse, and the birmingham booty call. All that shit is okay, but after all that she even let me do the mechanic."
Guy #1 "That's fucking impossible. There's no way you did the mechanic."
Guy #2 "Pay up pussy"
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