Camel my membership

When you hump the owner of a club or establishment to get a free membership

I was white as a ghost and didn't have any money, so I went in and was able to camel my membership. I flirted with him and we did it right on the tanning beds. That lay got me 6 months free.

V-EDC Membership Program

As a MEMBER you get exclusive access to:

• Discounted access to V-EDC Events
• Regular Member Exclusive Sessions & Newsletters
• Mentorship from top tier professionals
• Exclusive access to V-EDC Archives
• Member Exclusive Community Engagement

Have you registered for the V-EDC Membership Program?

MEMBERSHIP

Membership is used for boys that like their friend that are boys. So they go around saying "membership" to each other.

Oh hi do you have MEMBERSHIP.

Gym Membership Card

The one thing that you still have from when you were optimistic about being fit, but now lives alone on your desk. The only thing that no matter what, you can't promise to use.

Woah, you got a Gym Membership Card?

Yeah, probably not gonna use it though.