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A trusted 'teacher' or counselor, usually a more experienced person on the subjects of dirty intellectual foreplay and verbal intercourse; nasty and forbidden physical acts of desire, lust and hedonistic pleasure. The 'mentee' is completely safe within the space of one's most intimate and skilled lover.
My trusted mentor loves to titillate me with her words, tease me to full inhibition, guide me towards ecstasy, then, while shuddering, hold me like she has no other.
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1. Breast implants
2. Big boobs.
from: Mentor Corporation, the #1 manufacturer of breast implants in the U.S.
Sittin' at the bar, I looked askance and caught her "Mentors" in my field of view, threatening to climb their way out of a thin black Armani dress.
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The best city in northeast ohio, Cleveland is too big and polluted. But they have the best everything else. Mentor is better bacuase a president lived here.
Where do you live?
I live in Mentor.
What is that?
It is the best city ever.
Oh.
(Then the neighboring states start yelling about potato pasketti)
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They had great songs about fag bashing!
"fag bashing all the way...suffer sissy suffer..." etc.
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A person who works in a call center, usually a lifer who has --for reasons unknown to the common man-- not been fired yet and has been deemed somehow superior to other call center agents. His job is either to rove or answer the mentor line. Roving mentors walk around the call center waiting for desperate agents to flag them down, sometimes involving the embarassing process of waving some sign or doing a chicken dance, in order to get help with resolving a customer issue. Mentor line mentors take calls from other call center agents and attempt to talk them through customer issues while the customer is on hold. You can't call the memtor line unless you have someone on hold, but you can get around that by dialing someone else, dialing the mentor line, then hanging up the first dialed line.
Rob summoned a mentor because he needed to do The Big Nasty.
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(Noun) An educator of gifted individuals that specializes in teaching the fine art of merriment, drinking and all things jolly.
Jacqueline is the first “mentor of merrymaking” to participate in the 40 year old gifted parents spring winery tour and deck party.