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The greatest town in the world. Far away from everything but without a sense of exclusion. Great place to have a cabin as a vacation destination. Hot summer days are great spending on a lake. While cold snowy winters are perfect for snowmobiling or taking a short drive to Big Powderhorn Mountain for a day on the slopes. There are lots of cool bars and restaurants, all adding to a quintessential hometown feel. Safe and quiet. A blissful escape from a busy life. A nice balance of technology. Enough to send off an emergency email, but not enough to notice anything if you don't want too. All in all a quiet wooded town, that can be easily tagged as the greatest place on earth.
- Hey what are you doing for christmas break?
- Going up to the greatest place in the world.
- Where's that?
- Mercer, Wi, duh!
- Oh, i shoulda known Mercer's awesome!
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ancient greek translation for "Italian sex-master". It is believed that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men possessing this name are well endowed, also they are known to have a body-type similar to the "statue of David".
I wish my boyfriend was a Mercer.
If I'm lucky, ill be granted the opportunity to have intercourse with a Mercer.
Being a drunk whore beyond reason. A hurricane of fury and belligerence.
Wow she was totally mercered last night
Mercer is known on many forums, he is hated on 90% and normally has 1000+ posts. He generallys fights with the mods and admins and ends up getting banned.
Tazg: i love Mercer
Nova: Me too
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Synonyms: Matt Mercer Effect, Matthew Mercer Effect
Matthew Mercer is the Dungeon Master of the popular Dungeons & Dragons show "Critical Role".
The "mercer-effect" is what people call it when fans of the show get into D&D carrying the expectation that their sessions should be at least as good or similar to what they've seen in the show, not keeping in mind that the players seen on Critical Role have years of experience in both D&D and acting.
"I hosted a session with some 1st-timers the other night, they wouldn't stop talking about Critical Role and how we should try to play our game more like that."
"Yeah, that's the mercer-effect all right."
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1. Viewing unattractive girls as attractive....Men have 1-10 scale for women the way they describe a girl to their friends. Mercer vision is a whole different scale in which an average girl may rank very high as well as an ugly girl may seem like an average girl on campus.....
In normal life a girl may be a 5/10, something not many would go near....but when on the Mercer campus that same girl may be a 7 or 8 out of 10.....
Man look at that girl, shes a 10/10....
...No way bro, u must have Mercer Vision
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One serious badass. Possibly THE MOST bamf superhero to date.
He rips through the streets of a quarantined, zombie-infested Manhattan killing Marines, and anyone who stands in his way.
He has superhuman strength, speed, and hops. His arms turn into a variety of deadly blade-like weapons. He can consume people to replenish his health, see their memories, and take their physical appearance. He consumes people that know how to drive/fly military vehicles such as apc's, tanks, and helicopters, all of this which he can hijack at any given time and kick serious ass behind the driver's seat. He's also got a magical hoodie that somehow manages to stay on his head no matter from how high he falls, how much he rolls, how many missiles get shot at him. Did I mention he can pretty much fly?
Alex Mercer can be seen in the game Prototype, where he finds himself trying to figure out who made him into this mutant badass, after which he makes them pay.
Clueless Civilian: WHOA! Who the fuck is that guy??? He's fucking killing everybody walking on the street!!! HOLY SHIT! How did he smash that car with his bare hands? Wait...what the fuck, his hands turned into fuckin CLAWS?? OH MY FUCKING GOD those marines didn't stand a chance in hell! Oh shit...he's coming this way!!! UUUHHH! *dies*
Another civilian brutally slaughtered by the badass known as Alex Mercer.
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