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A seemingly slow and boring vehicle that gives the drive license to go as much over the speed limit as desired, without fear of a speeding ticket.
Cop: "I just clocked that minivan at 120, looks like this radar is in need of repair."
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A car infamous for being driven by worried moms with 300 screaming soccer kids in the backseat, so they always drive ten miles per hour below the speed limit, and they don't speed up, so they wind up causing more accidents.
Thankfully, they are being phased out by worried moms driving Suburbans, Yukons, Expeditions, Excursions, Tahoes, Denalis, Navigators, and sometimes even Escalades, which they seem to drive faster probably because they think they're safer.
My mother used to drive a minivan, now she has a Yukon XL. So she drives faster and hogs twice the gas.
312👍 77👎
Kanye West:
If a stripper named Porscha and u get tips from many men
Then your fat friend her nickname is Minivan
306👍 76👎
a car that is every teenagers nightmare to be driven in
you havea minivan? sorry i cant go out with you
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Every time you buy a minivan, the world gets a little bit gayer
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A family vehicle driven by men who by mischance got their girlfriends pregnant. Therefore they get the sport edition to still retain their manliness and look cool doing it.
"that fuckin minivan drives likes he's in an F-1 racing minivan"
394👍 124👎