moate

Town in Co. Westmeath, Ireland. Population of about two housand, notorious bottleneck on the Dublin - Galway route

ann: Hey, where do you live?
tom: Moate
ann: That place is a traffic disaster!
tom: yeah but its a great town otherwise and we're getting bypassed!

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Moat

A pussy that is shaven but a 3 day growth is maintained on the outer lips as a means of keeping unwanted intruders out.

Did she let you go bareback?

Yo,I tried but she's got a ferocious moat. I covered up.

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MOAT

pronounciation = (Mow-At!)

Mother
Of
All
Terds

Marv decided he was FOP, went to the can and
dropped a MOAT.

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moat

a half goat, half man.

Meg loves to look at moats.

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Moate

An insult to give someone who thinks that they are the best at everything, knows everything and that the rest of the world owes them for gracing the world with their presence.

1: Did that guy just win a gold metal
2: yes
1: well why is this other guy say that he is just a guy that got lucky?
2: ahh, he must be doing a Moate

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Moat

The nightlife phenomenon that occurs when several creeps and/or lurkers simultaneously surround a dance floor and leer at the dancing women in a disturbing fashion. A full moat occurs when the creep formation achieves a full 360 degree circle around the victims.

Entranced by the rhythmic pulses of the women's tender bodies, Steve joined the other creeps in forming a moat around the dancefloor.

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moats

To be totaly and absolutly screwed over

after geting struck by lightning 15 times in a row every one knew dave had been moatsed

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