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Molest

When a bike shop owner touches or forces others to act out sexual fantasies with him.

I want you two kids to scream real loud at my ass.

by magichands8 January 6, 2004

734๐Ÿ‘ 468๐Ÿ‘Ž


molesting

the plural definition for feeding moles to an animal

Wow jerry , stop molesting zara! your spoiling her !

by toeateggornottoeategg December 13, 2022

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Molest

The best way to get closer to other peoples kids.

The older man was angry at the kid about 6 years old taking so long to cross the street he yelled "I molest children your age!" from his car.

by FurFur October 13, 2009

448๐Ÿ‘ 371๐Ÿ‘Ž


Molestation

An infestation of the hole digging vermin, with the weird noses.

Joe: Dude, I'm suffering from a Molestation
Peter: Those moles are hard to get rid of, trust me I was molested once.
Joe: No, I was touched as a child...
Peter: Oh.. Sorry...

by Satchelface May 6, 2013

39๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


molestable

When you see someone that looks so good, you want to molest them.

person mumber 1: dude that guy is SO hot!
person number 2: Oh my gosh I know. He is totally molestable!

*gets up and molests hot kid*

by xwishfulthinkingX September 8, 2004

32๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


molestation

a station for moles to get sex trains home. a mole orgy train.

1st mole: 'what are you up to tonight?'
2nd mole:'im going to have a banging time. im getting a train all the way from victoria molestation to swanley.'
1st mole:'bastard.'

by sarah April 25, 2004

95๐Ÿ‘ 124๐Ÿ‘Ž


Molest

When your uncle Charlie takes you down to the basement and makes you wear a leather Spider-Man mask with a zipper on the mouth.

Brad: I got molested.

Kyle: Lucky! My uncle never does anything with me.

by Mattie Z August 7, 2018

79๐Ÿ‘ 104๐Ÿ‘Ž