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Mess around with something or fix it

Hey Jon lets monkey with your car today

by t-dawg11 May 12, 2016


Monkey

A racial slur often targeted at members of the betailed Saiyan race. Saiyans find this offensive because it suggests their uncivilized nature, which non saiyans are expected to ignore. It should also be noted that, Saiyans do customarily refer to each other as Monkey, which when used in such a context, is a term of endearment.

"I can't believe I was defeated by a MONKEY!"
"Hey man, you hear that Monkey Kakarot just pwned Frieza?"

by babyfrieza December 1, 2011

464๐Ÿ‘ 156๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkeys

cute cuddly
going to take over the world with bananas

get ready for the attack of the bananas and monkeys

by Lover of monkeys June 14, 2007

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monkey

A typical cockney slang term used generally in London, which refers to ยฃ500.

I make a monkey a week mate

Lend me a monkey mate

by sharmasaab21 June 30, 2013

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the monkeys

an STD

That nigga got the monkeys from some bitch up the block that everbody fucked raw

by Tiffany November 9, 2003

69๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


not-monkey

Jack-speak for ape.

Comes from an excellent piece of slash fiction called "Dr. Jackson's Diary" that is loosely based on the hit sci-fi series "Stargate SG-1." Although no longer available on the net, it is possible to find this gem if you know who to ask, as it still has a small cult following.

As suggested by the title, this piece of fanfiction is written from the point of view of Dr. Daniel Jackson, an archaeologist and linguist working in the top-secret Stargate Program which is operated out of Cheyenne Mountain in Colorado Springs Colorado. The diary chronicles and entire year's worth of missions, misadventures, and madness.

This fic is generally accepted as rated NC-17 for language and content...read at your own risk.

Quoting from "Dr. Jackson's Diary" 'May: Planet of the Not-Monkey' by Anais:

"Hey, hey--" Jack said, wiping his eye for the forty eighth time. "NOTHING on the MALP reports suggested we were being sent to the planet of the--" he paused. I mouthed the word APES and he added. "--not-monkeys."

We'd already established they were not-monkeys in the locker room, Jack scouring himself under the shower and cursing. "Fuckin' filthy fuckin' disgusting fuckin' monkeys!"

And my stock response; "They're not monkeys, Jack. They're apes."

Hence Not-Monkeys has just become Jackspeak for 'apes'.

by Skaara January 23, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


the monkeys

a STD

Eww bitch get away from me, your burnin.

by Tiffany November 9, 2003

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