Monke

Monke is life. Life is monke. Give monke banana. Monke happy. Monke god. Monke chonky. Monke life.

Dude 1: Yo bro did you worship monke today?

Dude 2: no bro i didn’t.

Dude 1: *pulls out brown lightsaber* u know what is ment to happen

Dude 2: *pulls out red lightsaber* i do!

*epic battle scene*

*Dude 2’s arm got cutoff cause he a loser*

Dude 2: Ahhhhhh! *dies of not living*

*monke god summons*

Monke god: u have done well bro

Dude 1: Yes god! I have!

Ending

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Monke

A god who is upon us and shall judge us by the way we smell and if you fail you shall perish

God I hope i can watch monke 10 hour compilation

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monk monk

a fnaf fan who likes to clean his house

“is that adriel?”

“yeah the monk monk”

monke

gib banana

am monke where banana

reject humanity return to monke

and then theres chunky
hes dead

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monke

(mostly used in memes; as or part of a joke)

human evolution stages before present human/homo sapiens; monkey

"Reject humanity, return to monke." Albert Einstein

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Monke

Ooh ooh big monke go ooh ooh ah ah. Monke s go ah ah banana.

Monke banana doo doo man

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monke

monke

monke

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