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Monsoon Sheets

This occurs when you wait a long period of time to masturbate, and then you blow a huge load into your bed sheets.

I can't believe I have to sleep under these monsoon sheets.

by Teflon Swoop January 26, 2011

54πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Poon Monsoon

Dorain the Boss Ross

Cat 5 Poon monsoon entering the area, expect to lose your girlfriend

by Gregkickass March 3, 2021


Monsoon of Failure

Your life.

Your existence is a monsoon of failure.

by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021

23πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Monsoon Wet

A female in an extreme state of sexual arousal marked by excessive vaginal wetness. Condition generally created through extended foreplay and heightened anticipation of coitus.

Tonya's boyfriend was a foreplay connoisseur. After an hour of extended pre-coitus play, Tonya was in a complete state of Monsoon Wet.

by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2015

23πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


jinkx Monsoon

Jinkx Monsoon is the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race season 5 and is know for being Seattle's youngest MILF.

the winner of Rupaul's Drag race season 5 is, Jinkx Monsoon

by drag race fan February 17, 2018

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


The Monsoon Affect

The Monsoon Affect is where you do something at the same time as someone else completely unplanned. The best way to explain it is that it’s basically the opposite of jinxing something.. i.e saying something is going to happen, when it doesn’t end up happening. The Monsoon affect is named after Jinkx Monsoon considering her first name, Jinkx, is basically as I said before, the opposite to the monsoon affect

β€œI just got a notification that my friend sent me a story on IG, but when I clicked on it, The Monsoon Affect happened and it happened to be the same one I was just watching.”

by Flaminhotmilo April 9, 2019


Macaroon Monsoon

When one takes a grimy, big, fat, splattery shit diarrhea dump in a toilet, and then gives a swirly to another person in that same toilet.

One day Fuller ran to Jamie's house crying that his xbox wasn't working. Jamie comforted him by simply giving him a Macaroon Monsoon.

Seabrook loves to start each day off by giving himself a Macaroon Monsoon; apparently it keeps him awake.

by toomuchbronzer April 22, 2009

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž